Back in 1981, a special effects move
was released called Clash of the Titans. It featured some fairly
impressive stop-motion animation coupled with live actors. It's a cheesy
classic that few people seem to remember. In 2010 was a cutting-edge remake
that was basically a special effects fest. It was pretty fun, but couldn't be
taken very seriously. Box office successes deserve sequels, right? So Wrath
of the Titans (2012), a sequel of a remake of a old cheesy movie, was made.
Why did they think this was a good idea?
A decade after his heroic defeat of
the monstrous Kraken, Perseus (Sam Worthington) the demigod son of Zeus (Liam
Neeson) is trying to live quieter life as a village fisherman as the only
parent of his 10-year-old son Helius (John Bell). Meanwhile, a struggle for
supremacy rages between the gods and Titans. Dangerously weakened by humanity's
lack of devotion, the gods are losing control of the imprisoned Titans and
their ferocious leader, Kronos, father of the long-ruling brothers Zeus, Hades
(Ralph Fiennes), and Poseidon (Danny Huston). Their unity had overthrown their
powerful father long ago, leaving him to rot in the abyss of Tartarus, a
dungeon that lies deep within the cavernous underworld. Perseus cannot ignore
his true calling when Hades along with Zeus's godly son, Ares (Edgar Ramirez)
switch loyalty and make a deal with Kronos to capture Zeus. The Titan Kronos'
strength grows stronger as Zeus' remaining godly powers are siphoned. If Kronos
is able to escape Tartarus, it will mean the end of the world.
The cast that appears in this movie
had to have been contractually obligated to take up these roles again for this
sequel. Liam Neeson is known for some outstanding roles; Oskar Schindler in Schindler's
List, Henri Ducard in Batman Begins, even some of the lousy movies
he's appeared in like Star Wars: The Phantom Menace and Battleship
were made slightly better just because he's in them. One of the best reasons to
watch the 2010 Clash of the Titans was to hear him say, “Release the
Kraken!” Then there is Ralph Fiennes reprising his role as Hades. He's a
stellar actor who will likely be remembered forever as Lord Voldemort. Bill
Nighy even appears for a short while. All these actors are exceptional, but
given the terrible script and and sloppy story, I can't imagine why they would
consent to appear in this movie. Sam Worthington's acting hasn't improved, and
the only real change we see in the character is he now has a stupid-looking
haircut.
The script in Wrath of the Titans
is ridiculous to say the least. Right from the opening character introductions,
the dialogue is awkward, forced, and corny. One of the villagers in Perseus'
community approaches him and basically says, “Well, hi there! You are Perseus.
You defeated the Kraken exactly ten years ago. You are the son of Zeus. You
fight good. Now everyone knows what happened in the last movie. I will now
remind you that you have a son who will probably fight as well as you did. For
the sake of the audience I'll also remind you that I have asked you before, but
do you intend to teach your son to fight?” I'm exaggerating only a little bit.
No one causally walks up to someone and reminds them of their personal history
and reputation as if it was a conversation starter. Sadly, it doesn't get any
better after that. Fortunately, later on there's too much action for us to
notice much of the laughable dialogue the characters are shouting at one
another.
Like its predecessor, Wrath of
the Titans is a special effects fest. The CGI artwork was actually quite
good. Lots of fireballs, exploding mountains, ugly monsters, and moving
labyrinth walls. The scene that has Perseus and company braving the labyrinth
that surrounds Tartarus is an intricate one. The walls moved constantly; halls
became dead ends, narrow corridors crushed in on our heroes, and floors
withdrew themselves from underfoot. It's was like a gigantic stone clockwork
device that could sense where the human-size gods were and tried to destroy
them. The monsters and titans were fairly detailed and well animated for the
most part. That has to be the most pathetic excuse for a minotaur I've ever
seen, though; it looked more like an ugly human with horns. The minotaur scene
was so short, I'm not even sure why they bothered including it.
There have been movies made where
the excellent implementation of special effects are what made the movie worth
watching. Wrath of the Titans is not one of those movies. The special
effects and CGI work was excellent, even if the scale and spacing was vague.
The characters were shallow and uninteresting, the script was laughable and
poorly written, and the story was murky and incomprehensible. That
significantly weakened my ability to enjoy the special effects and action. The
production itself was way below the talents of most of the actors involved, but
I'll excuse them on the grounds that they were probably under contract. Wrath
of the Titans was not a good movie; it was not even a decent sequel. If you
really want to see some fun Grecian gods clash, just stick with Clash of the
Titans. It's silly and over the top, but it's fun. Don't bother with Wrath
of the Titans, it's just not worth the money to even rent it.
Do you have a favorite "Greek Epic?" I thought Ben Hur was pretty good. What's your favorite? Comment below and tell me all about it!
Do you have a favorite "Greek Epic?" I thought Ben Hur was pretty good. What's your favorite? Comment below and tell me all about it!